Each contestant is blindfolded and then, one-at-a-time, seven objects are placed under their noses, and they have to guess what the object is. This usually occurs in Tonys workshop or Bruces office, when Clint is making fun of either of Peters mentors. No, you can keep it. "Stay away from me!" Were out of ideas. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. An immune response to certain proteins in the allergen, triggering-. That level of debauchery was too much for his 1940s brain to handle.. Even Bruce is smirking at the retelling of the Naked Hulk Smash Incident. Steve looks back and he looks terrible. Bruce sighs as he continues the daily ritual of watering his plastic plant. pre-lightning thief And the winner is Steve Rogers. He had called him 'sweetheart'. He wants to ask Nat why she has an interrogation folding chair in the corner of her room, but hes not sure he wants to know the answer. Were out of ideas. Does anything hurt, Cap?. A mans gotta barbecue., Bruce rolls his eyes as he shoos everyone out. He cant stop sneezing., Steve shakes his head. A half an hour later Vision made his way to Wanda's room with a tray in hand, on it a bowl of soup, all sorts of medicine, a glass of water and another with orange juice - he wasn't sure which one would the ailing Avenger girl prefer. Loki, Steve cuts in, as Loki blows his sore red nose and looks at him over the hanky with a comical mixture of misery, rage and resignation in his irritated eyes. I've been wanting to write a story with Clint using sign language since last year and I finally was able to add it in. Itll make them worse.. All the soldiers (including Klaus, though his reaction is delayed) look up when the door to their bus opens. Peter remembers that information from chapter 24 from his textbook. Sicktember day 9. Peter heads down the hallway. Clint and I dont know what to do. Their method of greeting each other by smashing their skulls together was only the first incident in which he became aware of their unfamiliar customs. Clint creates the words. Peters not sure how Clint gets from the computer chair to the bed so quickly, but hes grateful that Clints second pair of hands can go over Peters to mute out all sounds completely. No mfine. Thank you, Peter. Peter cant help but smile at the symbol they use for Bruce. anger Raising a child isn't easy, but as hard as it may be Peter and Parker are still enjoying every second of it. Loki, dont rub your eyes. As Peter leaves the room, he hears Bruce say, If you need medical assistance call me. If they were truly honest with themselves, the Avengers were quite disappointed. No one else. I, um, I have to get back to the office. So many demigods dead, so many lives lost and now, she's waltzing back to her moms life only t "Well this is awkward." His eyes are watery and running as much as his nose is. Youyou don't know. What is this hayfever? Thor asks, looking blankly from Bruce and Tony and back again. I'm not sure I told you You dont have a fever and nothing hurts. or, the acadec team drinks and plays two truths and one lie. Peter drags over a folding chair from the other side of the room. Hmm? Sam, my birthday was weeks ago. She couldn't help but whistle on the display. Feeling the need to Percy Jackson x Avengers crossover Something in this place is making me sneeze, Loki says resentfully, sniffling. If you listened to your Aunt May and ate your green vegetables at dinner, you would have gotten that one., Peter hands over the blindfold. Peter, are you alright?, Clint keeps his questions as yes and no answers. sneeze sneezefic # 5 Spider-Man's Cat Allergy by TheThrowaway835 6.4K 47 8 A short story where Spiderman is allergic to cats. He stopped sneezing. Twins Harry and Percy Potter were separated the night Voldemort attacked their house. Steve answers with a stuffed-up nose. Dave's stomach floods with warmth and all he wants to do is undress Klaus, but he forces himself to focus. I have a grill with my name on it., Steve takes his blindfold fully off. Grass?, Tony laughs. You snorted a lot of shit up your nose earlier today during that contest.. left kudos on this work! Bruce looks over the rim of his glasses and then adjusts the lenses to sit over his eyes so that Peter is in focus. Doesnt anyone have a Kleenex?, Steve of course produces a handkerchief from a pocket on his belt. I could never understand what I did to you. 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Peter points the gun at Steves forehead and clicks it, to get a real temperature reading. Sort by: Hot. No, Mr. Stark. It would only be Happy for now. This calls for a celebration. You'd never hurt--". Dwarves couldnt swim, Bilbo had been surprised to discover. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. The story lightens up the mood in the office and soon after, Tony heads to his workshop to do actual work, and Peter and Bruce settle into their tasks. Please consider turning it on! As the dust settled, she spotted a red-hooded girl being scolded by what appeared to be a Schnee of all people; all due to mishandling of property or whatever. sneezefic peterparker cats +7 more # 6 Totally fine by Noa 48.5K 1.4K 34 Yeah, Im good, but now that all the excitement is over, its back to my boring reading., Bruce looks back at his papers. Loki sniffs disgustingly again, opens his mouth to reply and sneezes instead before wiping his nose and rubbing red irritated eyes with the back of his hand. Banana. The greatest supervillain Earths ever faced and the God of Chaos at that taken down by some flowers?. They find an ancient, abandoned city, but don't realize there's a young (for his kind) elf watching over the place. . The last thing he could remember was the sound of his mentors repulsers flying through the air, steadily becoming closer and more audible. Third P.O.V The Avengers were having an infamous movie night() all the worlds greatest hero's were sitting inside the Avengers compound having a Disney marathon, oldest to newest, it was storming outside so they were bundled up, enjoying . Bless you. Tony starts to laugh. Ill be there as soon as I can, kid. Thats the best excuse when you have to leave quickly and you dont want anyone asking follow up questions., Peter nods and continues the silent conversation. Ned grimaced as they reached the gate. (Soulmate!AU) In a world where soulmates share wounds and scars, you are born missing your left arm. Clint and I dont know what to do. After Per Nico di Angelo had one job - shadow travel to 15 Grimmauld Place in London and reap a soul. Everybody out. Fluff and Smut Two young human lovers in a desert land go adventuring up into the mountains. I technically dont need to use the stethoscope when I listen to peoples hearts because of my super hearing, but my regular hearing isnt enhanced enough to hear if theres fluid in your lungs., He lifts the back of Caps shirt up. Antihistamine, Bruce repeats. Are you saying you have hayfever?. Clint restates the obvious. He was Head of Security, not a babysitter. Im bored Banner. He wont stop sneezing. The answer isnt a yes or a no, but Hawkeye can read lips, unlike Peter, so he mouths the words that he doesnt really want to say aloud. It's between Peter and Captain America. He sniffs and Clint grimaces. The cold was definitely not good for his spider side, maybe he should of put on warmer clothes today, or taken Mays advice to bring a warmer jacket, Or: Peter rushes to school in the heavy rain and gets sick, his Irondad comes to pick him up. The unfortunate affair with the alien invasion had been the beginning of a steep learning curve for the Avengers. Peter was suddenly startled, looking around the room like he heard something no one else did. Can you stay awake for me?, Peter almost nodded his head down, snapping out of sleep once again. Im procrastinating too. Blow your nose, Loki.. Yes, they won, but at what cost? Peter is laughing so hard that he has to wipe away a tear. That had to be the tamest trash talking exchange Ive ever heard.. "No, no, no! Having followed a trail of destruction that seems disordered even by Lokis standards, when the Avengers catch up with him in a meadow in the middle of nowhere, Loki doesnt seem to be in a very good way. Nat gently rubs Steves thigh. In which Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase find a box of letters from Luke Castella i have only ever been good at one thing Whether its the authoritative tone or just the desperate need to clear his sinuses, Loki meekly obeys, blowing his nose long and loud, then interrupts himself with another sneeze before blowing it again and giving them all a baleful watery-eyed look. No. Its this damn world, Loki snarls, his words thick with congestion. Begrudgingly Peter continued to Midtown High School, completely drenched, his socks and sneakers filled with water, splattering uncomfortably on the pavement. I think we broke Steve. Uh bless you Tony says at last, almost lost for words but feeling someone should say something. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat "I tried as hard as I could to understand why you all abandoned me. Sneezy Steve is kind of adorable. It means pollen makes him sneezy and itchy, Bruce finishes, a little sheepishly. You think I read that? The winner gets the bragging rights to be crowned the best super smeller of the Avengers. # 1. Loki sniffs deliberately, then his nose twitches and he sneezes. Um, also I dont want to use the lab bathroom because, well, Im going to be a while. When I said everybody out, I meant you too, Tony., Tony kicks the bottom of the exam table as his legs dangle over the side. Hayfever? Loki repeats, then lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like swearing in ancient Norse before attempting to stifle two more sneezes into the hanky. "You don't know. (not in the way he wanted to, anyways.). He thinks I have diarrhea., Hawkeye smirks and signs. (sorry, I still love Sally!) Dangerous," Peter cried. Heroes of the future come back in time to tell the Demigods of Camp Half-Blood what is to come. Sam uses his best impression of a boxing announcer. In fact, he took a few steps back. Ill be making barbecue sliders. Banner doesnt know Im helping Cap. Taking an antihistamine will probably help.. 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Are you unwell, brother?. 40.5K 1K 32. Still, the God of Mischief would do nothing. I can't" Peter gripped clumps of his hair. And his snapchat stories. Luckily, theres a certain mentor of his, who comes in to save himin more ways than one. When you finally meet your soulmate, Bucky feels guilt for not only what . When the stabbing pain settles, Clint takes his hands away from Peters ears, leaving Peter with only his own hands covering his ears and the whisper of Steves muted apologies. Loki encounters a new Midgardian hazard: pollen. Peter is jotting down a few notes about cellular respiration when his phone dings. Tony walked over to the side of the ship that had his suit in a locker. Ill throw some tofu burgers on the grill for you if you want any Banner., Bruce puts on his lab coat and cleans off his glasses with a tissue. Steves still traumatized from the incident. Peters stethoscope is still hanging around his neck, but if Bruce asks, Peter will tell him that he just forgot to take it off. No one really knows if he just slipped reaching for the soap or if he fell because he carries himself around with the energy of an old man. anger is all i have been good at But birthday or not, Im still firing up the grill. He addresses the rest of the room, and sees Bruce walking back into the office. Peter nods and looks at Steve and its just like Clint described. Sorry if this is a little cold.. Just breathe normally while I listen to your lungs. Cross posted on Fanfiction.net. Coffee He pauses at the last one and theres a collective intake of breath. Steve uses his sleeve to wipe his eyes and a wad of toilet paper to scrub at his nose. Loki spins sharply, wiping his watery eyes with his other sleeve, trying to look menacing but failing as hes overcome by another big uncontrollable sneeze. N-no its fine. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. The boy joked as their weapons were trained on his figure. I'm not in control!" The Avengers soon get over the idea that Norse gods are invincible when they discover Loki's allergic to almost everything on Earth. Yea just dont feel like talking Peter muttered, and Happy hummed. Peter manages to pull out the ear buds and cups his hands over his ears to dampen the sound. Im the top mechanical engineer in the world and all anyone wants around here is a handy man., Peter opens his textbook and rubs his eyes. Come help. Hits: 5628 The reality of being close to you by MoonShine97 Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies) Not Rated Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings No category Work in Progress 22 Feb 2023 Oh. Steve holds his hands up in surrender. 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