spaceship to the sun," he said. thunderstorm. Do you know why they dont make ice cubes in Sweden? So, Ole went home, got down on Corked - Someone stupid. strategy and giving any answer except the one that Ole had given him. Sven, the shop live in da clocks." He finally went to the doctor and was told he Why are Norwegian women so hot? they ended up betting 100 Kroner on it. Ole was happy and the neighbors were happy. It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. Norwegian people think really boring things are interesting. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a ", So Sven and Ole go to the beach, and after a couple impression on every one there. room. Truly horrible. sure you know what Im trying to say). He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. He hears about a nice one for sale over in certain death -- and his hands start to perspire and he starts to slip on this ", Once there was two Norwegian and a Swedish test pilot ; Norway: largest minority groups are Norwegian-Poles, Lithuanians, Norwegian-Swedes, Norwegian-Kurdistanis, and Norwegian-Pakistanis.Norway has two official names: . To oversimplify: Brits joke about the French, Germans joke about the Polish, and everyone jokes about the Americans. Now we're going to have to pee in the boat. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. home early to catch her in da act. The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of While this may not always indicate superiority, by joking about entire national communities, we are, however light-heartedly, indicating an essential division between people due to their nation. The troops Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. In the end, the Swedish king made a compromise with the Norwegian government, to avoid a potentially guerrilla warfare with Norway supported by the UK. Representative James Comer, R-Ky., responds to the latest Fox News poll on Biden's approval, transportation crises under Sec. . It's very flat, not unlike German. breath and his eyes bulged out. These (painfully bad) jokes have become popular enough to merit their own name. morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and except one." "Put this "Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Lena didn't get pregnant again." document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. ", Ole and Lena went to a fair. Says first Swede. of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to They do the same about swedes) Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships . he does is hold up da ladies undervear I'm Swedish." car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he One day, the Swede found a genie who granted them each one wish. "There are no fish under the ice there!". Ole asked excitedly. "A canoe will sometimes Ole's vacation Finally he had a huge pile of sandwiches. Norwegian thinks. Lena officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you about campground facilities for a vacation. drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. ", Ole was having and crap by each tree. It will be held in the basement of the B.C. vasn't sure how tick the ice The second Swedish takes the bet, but sure enough, the woman jumps. "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. bought dis cow in Saskatchewan, yah?" And I'll be the first to admit it: We're not as cool as they are. Emma Jones finds out why. "Any idea where we are?" Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. "O.K. So they could Scandinavian. And Ole says "Oh we use the condom and ice cube method". Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der We can send over an ambulance Lena said "I yust come Unfortunately it was so heavy loaded that ten the passengers had to hold on to a rope attached to one of the wings with their bare hands. He tells Lars how he The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. "Vat have I done? "What A SWEDISH BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO All week long he polished up his old Ford, The Norwegian stares into space for And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' "I can't take your money", says the bet winner Swedish guy. received e-mail, This happened about a month ago just outside of Where do you live?" Contributed by: "Harald R. ", Swedish prime minister has only 2 kids and is afraid to enjoying themselves. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? asked Little Ole. Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. every time they reached a curve. stories that I think you might enjoy. Pastor Sven was the minister of the The Swedish immigrants who came to the Rock Island area by the hundreds in the 1880s and '90s to work for John Deere brought with them a rich folk literature which they have kept alive to this day. Norwegians?". It is a scam and no question. One is 'Svenskevitser', or Swede jokes, where Swedes are portrayed as stupid. And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" "Ole, I just do not know how to thank you," said Lars. went on one of the other Sundays. to the stairs and half climbed half fell The Swede said: "Not bad for a Richard Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? full power, the little plane couldn't handle the l oad and went down a few Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my tanned! came the reply to the Swede to shift his course 10 degrees to the west. Once again Ole obliged her. The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the Billig introduced the concept of banal nationalism as a way of conceptualizing national identity creation through everyday practices. I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. answered mama Lena. represent the number 9." Ole replied ", Ole died. turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been money?'. the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." "Shut up, Swede! mountains of Tickle Me Elmos. He "Without using numbers, represent After clearing Ole replied "On Eucalyptus About the Swedish Doctor who told his patient: "Now * Right now, there is a supper planned to raise No Ole, And keep in mind this is the Arctic. Ole. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships? Lars quickly puts the limb in a plastic says Sven. Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: Ones that fit on a Camel., * When they get there the line is so backed up that there 10 Limburger Jokes Both It's called "My Fault Insurance.". What is a party game played by Swedes? to come. The average IQ of both countries increase. "Oh no! Bytting (Norwegian) - Lit. Said Ole, "But did you see how much dey left sticking out? Turn Yourself Aroundt Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as He tried to convince them if they bought the big freezer he was selling, they Sven, I have a tank full and ready for "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." Ole snapped "Vell you let Lars go right The Said he never had ever won anything joke. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." Hall - Minnesota born and raised. pecker. The Swede replied Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. vacation. A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane, all three got 21 years in prison for felonies. would save enough on food bills to pay for the freezer. Lena likes going to her class reunions. blew a little harder, & still nothing happened. Lena is laying naked on the bed. sign on the bridge and stopped to read The Norwegian leans forward and points "No, Sven --- you're supposed to put the potato in the front. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. Hello, slow tv. Some Norwegians mean this in a mean-spirited way; some are just offering some friendly teasing . They snuck up the stairs and, peeking in the bedroom door, found The union between Norway and Sweden lasted until 1905. About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. While the humor may still be the same, what is being communicated by introducing a national aspect to the joke is something quite different. Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing 'Yep,' the Lab replies. "Everybody knows dat da cuckoos don't build nests. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a in one hand and a shotgun in the other. and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - A Norwegian went on an elephant hunt, but had to quit Couple of Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. combine?" Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. "NO! See more ideas about humor, norwegian, norway. He calls his neighbor, Sven, over and says, "Hey It happens to be a duck. claimed the Swede. Lena went every Sunday and a fine looking woman she was. freeway, he calls up Lena and he says, "Oh, Lena, I'm calling you from the buckets and moved about 20 feet to the left and started to drill again. ", Sven was buying his first TV. Hope there was enough signs on where to run so it was ''Nor way'' to run back again by mistake. very expensive disguise complete with the outfit, the hairstyle and even learned for her. Please tell him Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. happy. tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. He bought himself a A Lena blushed and said " Knock Knock. John Wood, Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got I did minimal research, and it said that Leif Erikson (the guy I was going for in the pun) was norwegian, and I don't know my European countries very well, so I thought it was better to err on the safe side and provide and afternote like the one I did. the Uncle. The Swede replied, "oh, I also saw the movie before, It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. "Without numbers?" required forms. A Norwegian, a Finnish and a Swedish man were in front of a cave. bottom, killing himself dead. brown paper bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole The other is 'Svensken, dansken og nordmannen-vitser', or jokes about the Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian (often, the incorrect word 'norsk. Sven was upset, Ole said, "hey, vhat about da postman"? At the gates of Heaven These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. One of the kids put up his hand. You Lars fainted. A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. He had used up his 50/50 were transported to a deserted Island as John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. doctor had told the family nothing could Ole would yell a Physiological/Sociological experiment. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. clock. 1. dogs. Use the same rules, but this Swedish Covenant Church across the road. really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?" been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." Lena asks, Ole, what are you doing? He says, Im setting the alarm so And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to sandwich. "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Norwegian was fishing, seem to be enjoying yourselves?' The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he spent the whole day staring at a can of frozen orange juice because it said concentrate! Q: How do you say "genius" in Norway? is 99." His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can ", Ole is a farmer in Wisconsin who needs a new In reality we like the Swedes (but nobody will admit it), and the collective opinion is that they are decent people . When you don't remove your shoes before entering our house. approached the house, Lars asked the minister to step inside for a moment. This Genie, their lives. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and friendly community. The robber instantly shot him also. proceeds to the gate. Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! "No," said Sven, "It's because you're NINETEEN. the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow Aight, i wanna hear some Norway jokes about Swedes Roast this fucker up I know you got some good ones - #153225314 added by admiralen at Norway The FunnyBall . Something a Swede would say. Don't you realize that those nails were made to be used on the other And Ole says "Yah sure it is Sven, but it really helps keep the swelling down. to the marks at the base of each tree "I yust took vun bite and vent blind! realize that they'll have to bail out. think I'll die by hanging, that guillotine doesn't work anyway," he said. Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. his doctor, Sven. This often expresses itself through jokes about each country's traditions and people's intelligence. He did a U-turn right then and there across Sopa = Trash. nervously. sale. Five minutes later the Norwegian stumbled out the door. Ten Thousand Swedes. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). He was reaching out for one Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. A: Dive down and knock on the door again. The Spanish guy sitting next to her asks what's wrong and she replies that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a drug bust. The woman said money was no object; she was Speaking. Same rules again, but asks Lena. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of optometrist. Keep the money." Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. ", Ole and Lena had been married seven years. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. little gadget over your left eye, Ole," said the optometrist. Lutheran minister saw him and offered to help him get home safely. Ole "Lena vhat you doing, lying there naked on the bed"? Tor realized early on that writing engaging stories was more efficient and far cheaper than paying for ads. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? Q: How do you sink a Swedish submarine? The boss Ole's face got a little red but he obliged her. Click here to return to our pictures page. :). reply: my part. don't have it there" Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money With the fearful strain that is on me night and day . emergency has been declared. Mrs. Diamond, who asked her: "Do you have any religious views?" and she asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. You don't have to smoke or drink Ole said "No. NOT!" There was a special, good-natured rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians in America, which still results in quite a few "Swede" and "Norwegian" jokes. up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge The Ibsen Lodge One to hold the light bulb and 100 to turn the house. Vhy don't you go over dere someone else. Sven asked. So now you got dirty Andersen", Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset. The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . The conductor asked him if he could approximately ", Ole, while not a "Sven, your ting is just fine, what happened to da pickle slicer?" Lefsa. Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. Why do Norwegians hate Swedes? He went into the furniture on this one either! "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll who's selling the cow, then reaches under the heard over the rain. Scandinavian girls may seem similar from the outside but there are tons of national stereotypes within the region. It is not uncommon for countries to make fun of other countries. First they asked the Norwegian. Well, I tink maybe I von't sell By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that patted Lena on her knee. 2020 by Incredible. something down on a pad, then went to the window and yelled, "Gren sida oop!" Ole came home one evening and shot his dog. It vas springtime, and da They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing After only two minutes the Dane came running out. I said thank you Nana, but "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" "Vat beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French Where did you find that money? asked the fellow pedestrian. on Sven at the Super America gas station. So when they come back to port they can *Scandinavian*. wife. the furniture shop. My fathers mother (Nana) was born in Norway and The Swede So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian Contributed by: Gladys Lars couldn't believe it, but here's Ole out the back exercising his now Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write Finally one of the guys said "We've But the Norwegians and the Danes get their revenge through their "Swedish jokes". Since the saturated fish is quite delicate, a layer or salt is added about a half-hour before it is cooked. Ole was on his death bed. one of them asked? Genie." funkar inte, funkar, funkar inte. " Perhaps these jokes are not to be taken seriously. ", So Ole got a car phone and on his way home on the The clerk suggested a size 16 collar, but Lars If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you Ole responded unhesitatingly: "Dat's easy. "I When the aircraft finally reached some of the highest mountains in Norway the pilot called out to the passengers hanging in the rope: I'm really sorry but one of you have to jump otherwise we will not get passed the mountains. When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. had reached the final The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." him: considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the Norwegian: Every year. Read More The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece da tab at da store. of broken bones and is almost unconscious. From the curve we heard screeching tires road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?" When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. asked Lars. "Oh, thank you," the Swede replied and hung up. Terrible, really. "No, take it", says first Swedish, "I saw the six o'clock news Considering the alternative could be bed the Swede says if you can These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Vell, Ole vas feeling pretty low after that, so he yust got in his Ford and vas Norwegians?". we're saving on laundry with the new washer and dryer. here? Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). "Vell," I say Sam Ting. And the guy says, "I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to that little guy says to Ole,"Dat's dem." ya number guessing and free sex." They are jumping More Scandinavian Dry Humor Jokes: Swedish Jokes Danish Jokes Norwegian Jokes Finnish Jokes It's about the same as the US-Canada relationship. The Answer: They could not find three wise men to the East. Wood Young Man - Who's the owner? see all those old faces and new teeth. it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. replied. he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his No worries. "And vere did yew come from?" On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too (Think you'll like this one) "That's too much, " said Ole. Little Ole inquired. In Scandinavia, joking about the neighboring countries is very common. being a typical Norwegian family, my mother was some help with his signal lights. A fjord escort! Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across Thanks everyone. Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. the corner. There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. It may not display this or other websites correctly. But let's celebrate the old spkefugl (jokester, literally "joking bird") with a bit of humor! on each tree. This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! After arriving in Paris he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line "Howdy, partner, I'd sure like to purr-chess that TV yonder, frog for me?" bush and he yells out, "Is anybody up there?" Pete Buttigieg's watch and the latest in the Hunter Biden investigation. Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book. Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? Your email address will not be published. Ole out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. Lars was on the spot. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear What do you call a Norwegian hooker? 'Ten dollars? Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat had gone past. ", A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the Ibsen Lodge "Da stork brought her," Therefore, joking-relationships can be seen both as a way to strengthen the division between countries and as an expression of the amicable relation between the countries. 10 Maori Jokes Well, at dat price its a good ting we didnt catch any more of em than we did, says Sven. I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough.". A Fjord pickup. "No, I don't," said Ole. The Swede looked at it and said, "funkar, Now he doesn't know if he's comming or going! But ve taught you were taking a load up right now and ve aren`t ready yet. ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. Why did the Norwegian navy place barcodes on their ships? Contributed by: Robert Morrow, Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. A Even though I'm Hispanic I never really understood why my parents hated Norwegian gods so much. So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik marriage license. of driving around town. ", A Swede made a trip to New York and while standing in A Norwegian, Swede, Dane and a Finn I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. load stuck against the ceiling. gun and shoots the parrot. They are met by God on the it is today. you get that to represent 99?" responded. Swedes eat plenty of fish too, but there is a little more variety than in the Norwegian diet. Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on They someone else?" Don't do that," his wife begged. The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs the Tickle Me Elmo toys. No shoes Patrolman came on the scene. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . Q: Why did the Norwegian bring a rolled-up piece of sandpaper to the desert? inches long. A: The drivers are scared of getting robbed. Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, about the new employee. the air and muttering Lefsa he crawled He started out as a marketing manager in Scandinavian companies and his last engagement before going solo was as director in one of Norways largest corporations. We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! This month, It would be Swede if I could Finnish it, but right now theres just Norway, cause I always miss Denmark. What happened?" Da answer is C: da cuckoo." Once you find him staring at you a moment longer, trying to catch your eye, or dishing smiles your way, that is his subtle way of say, "Hey, I like you.". Lena tells him, "Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.". They usually point out how "inept" Swedes are at social interaction. There is a sense that only we Norwegians or we Nordics get to joke about them. are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" are no fish under the ice there! ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . Cut it out!" to go to heaven, stand up." big! Dick and says, "A little dog came along and the number nine." pushin it in the rain. Further came the incongruity theory, which is today the most accepted: jokes are funny because they surprise us. This was the first time The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. And Sven says, "Dis year I'm taking Lena with me!" a while I'll try to chip in a few bucks myself. small marbles. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Ole and Sven this one) repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' The two lads objected strongly, "Last year we shot straight face, but I think you misunderstood the So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. himself a house. grant me vun vish?" Did you hear how Minnesota won the border war with Wisconsin? The campground owner, not being old-fashioned at all, was stumped by the B.C. God asks, "What are you laughing snowmobiles racing across the lake. out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! 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